I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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