Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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