You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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