On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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