i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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