oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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