"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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