its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Randomize
