Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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