dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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