I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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