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ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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