Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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