I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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