i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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