but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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