He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You made out with two different species that night
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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