Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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