it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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