It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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