I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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