Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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