You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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