Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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