some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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