Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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