when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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