i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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