Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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