Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I cherish every text you send me

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(641): View more from Iowa

i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am

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(516): View more from New York

You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online

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(330): View more from Ohio

i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels

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(850): View more from Florida

I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.

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(847): View more from Illinois

better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say

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(402): View more from Nebraska

but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.

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