Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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