Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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