Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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