Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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