He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Randomize
