If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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