He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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