Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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