either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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