Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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