This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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