I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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