Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You've changed since you got that strap on
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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