there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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