Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
it's great music for shaving your balls
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
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