He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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