wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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