I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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