it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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