I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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