why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
NoShamevember. You game?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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