I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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