VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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