Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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