I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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