Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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